• knsth:

    hanirani:

    knsth:

    I think if you don’t spend at least four months out of the year battling the cold and ice and snow you lose your humanity and humility. that’s why californians are the way They Are

    this reeks of jealousy.

    do you see what I mean

  • fionaapplerocks:

    Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire
    as he keeps nipping at his foes.
    you’ll cry creepy uncle
    every time he arrives
    for he keeps clawing at your clothes
    everybody knows some money and entitlement
    can help to make the season white
    mothers of color with their kids out of sight
    will find it hard to sleep at night.

    They know that truuump is on his way.
    he’s got black boys in hoodies locked up on his sleigh
    and every working man is going to cry
    when they learn that Letch don’t care how you live or if you die

    Sooo I’m offering this simple phrase
    to kids from 1 to 92
    although it’s been said many times, many ways
    Merry Christmas to you
    Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
    Donald Trump, fuck you