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Said Cheesesteak Options…

a. Cheese-over-meat: A lovely melted layer that brings everything together and is instantly taste-able.

b. Meat-over-cheese: Fuck, my entire day is ruined.

Incorrect. Meat-over-cheese is superior because otherwise you end up with a soggy, torn, inedible roll. The water-insoluble cheese perfectly prevents catastrophic cheesesteak disintegration.