The Never Call: There are some people who love to text so much that the phone part of their cell phone has become completely obsolete.

The Nine Types of Text Messaging Monsters - Texting - Gawker

I am one of those people. But let me explain something to you… telephone calls are rude. They are interruptive. Technology has solved this brief aberration in human behavior. We have a thing now called THE TEXT MESSAGE. It is magical, non-intrusive, optional, and, just like human speech originally was meant to be, is turn based and two way. You talk. I talk next. Then you talk. And we do it when it’s convenient for both of us.

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